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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 54

Samuel Butler

Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override truth.


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Francis Bacon

Natural abilities are like natural plants they need pruning by study.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right wind.


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Alexander Smith

Memory is a man's real possession...In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.


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Rupert Brooke

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.


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Henry J. Tillman

The world is my lobster.


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Peggy Noonan

You don't have to be old in America to say of a world you lived in, 'That world is gone.'


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Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.


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Robertson Davies

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.


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Elbert Hubbard

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.


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Helen Merrell Lynd

Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental irresponsiblity and when it is a valid expression of our deepest desires and values.


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Albert Camus

Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic.



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