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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 94

Pearl S. Buck

Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself.


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Seneca

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.


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Gaius Petronius

One good turn deserves another.


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Ronald Reagan

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. (Quoting Churchill)


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Cecil Baxter

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.


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Colley Cibber

We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed woman,scorned, slighted, dismissed without a parting pang.


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Howard Aiken

Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.


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John Ruskin

The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religion, all in one.


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Lawana Blackwell

If courage wasn't a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.


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Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

The stronger must dominate and not blend with the weaker, thus sacrificing his own greatness.


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Jules Renard

I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.


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Epictetus

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.



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