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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 103

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.


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Thomas Szasz

People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates.


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Frederick Douglas

The soul that is within me no man can degrade.


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George Burns

Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere.


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Stanislaw Ulam

It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles on a blackboard or on a piece of paper can change the course of human affairs.


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Hippocrates, Decorum

Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil.


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Virginia

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.


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Marcel Proust

Only through art can we emerge from ourselves and know what another person sees.


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Rebecca West

Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.


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Abraham Lincoln

Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes his aid against the other.... The prayers of both could not be answered--that of neither has been answered fully.


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Nikos Kazantzakis

What, then is our duty It is to carefully distinguish the historic moment in which we live and to consciously assign our small energies to a specific battlefield. The more we are in phase with the current which leads the way, the more we aid man in his difficult, uncertain, danger-fraught ascent toward salvation.


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Marla Jones

Tell me, and I'll forget. Show me, and I'll remember. Involve me, and I'll learn.



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