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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 88
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Edmond Burke
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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Herman Melville, Moby Dick
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there may be; men may have mean and meagre faces; but man, in the ideal, is so noble and so sparkling, such a grand and glowing creature, that over any ignominious blemish in him all his fellows should run to throw their costliest robes.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-18-04
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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Sherlock Holmes
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Louis de Saint-Just
Keep cool and you command everybody.
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Lauren Bacall
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.
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Eric Hoffer
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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Confucius
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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Sally Koch
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
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Franz Xavier Kroetz
Language exists only on the surface of our consciousness. The great human struggles are played out in silence and in the ability to express oneself.
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Anwar el Sadat
A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.
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