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Kahlil Gibran
It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body.
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Jane Caminos
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the foundation of morality.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested: that is, some books are to be read only in parts, others to be read, but not curiously, and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention.
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Milton Friedman
History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.
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Henry S. Haskins
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
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Lord Acton
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to be oppressed by a majority. For there is a reserve of latent power in the masses which, if it is called into play, the minority can seldom resist. But from the absolute will of an entire people there is no appeal, no redemption, no refuge but treason.
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Harry S Truman
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.
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William James
A genius is the man in whom you are least likely to find the power of attending to anything insipid or distasteful in itself. He breaks his engagements, leaves his letters unanswered, neglects his family duties incorrigibly, because he is powerless to turn his attention down and back from those more interesting trains of imagery with which his genius constantly occupies his mind.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt.
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Tryon Edwards
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.
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