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John Mason Brown
She knows what is the best purpose of education not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.
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Kahlil Gibran
Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love love recompenses the adorers.
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William Blake
I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
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Indian Proverb
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
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Diane Ackerman
There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.
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Jewish Proverb
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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James R. Lowell
Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences of belief.
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Baltasar Gracian
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.
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Idi Amin
I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that would be distributed equally throughout the world.
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