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Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 97
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William Shakespeare
Jesters do often prove prophets.
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Arlene Raven
The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how our world sees us and how we can see ourselves successfully acknowledged by that world.
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Hippocrates c. 460-400 BC, Breaths, bk. I
Opposites are cures for opposites.
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Albert Schweitzer
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
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Mark Twain
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fate is nothing but the deeds committed in a prior state of existence.
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Martin Buber
God can be addressed, but not expressed.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
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Erica Jong, O Magazine, 2003
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive.
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James A. Garfield
Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know that you have a reserve in yourself; that you have more power than you are now using. If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
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Dag Hammarskjold
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
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