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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 108
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Alfred North Whitehead, From the viewbook of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University
The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth.
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Ambrose Bierce
Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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Mignon McLaughlin
What you can't get out of... Get into wholeheartedly.
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Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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Victor Hugo
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.
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William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", Act 3 scene 1
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
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Italian Proverb
He who knows little quickly tells it.
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Biblical Proverb
Great men are not always wise.
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Diogenes
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
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Robert Half
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
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Japanese Proverb
The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
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