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Lyndon B. Johnson
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one single decision can make life suddenly better or can turn history around for good.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
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Richard Willard Armour
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.
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Francis Bacon
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other.
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Alan Watts
I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
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John Locke
Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.
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Aldous Huxley
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
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Oprah Winfrey
If you look at what you have in life, You'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, You'll never have enough.
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Samuel Johnson, (attributed)
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
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Proverbs 2326a Bible
My son, give me thine heart...
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