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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 89

Francois Fenelon

It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are, the more gentle and quiet we become toward the defects of others.


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Frank McKinney Hubbard

Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.


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Calvin S. Hall

Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth truth being defined as that which exists.


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Patanjali

Peace can be reached through meditation on the knowledge which dreams give. Peace can also be reached through concentration upon that which is dearest to the heart.


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Seneca

He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.


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Benjamin Franklin

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.


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Boutros Boutros-Ghali

A new vision of development is emerging. Development is becoming a people-centered process, whose ultimate goal must be the improvement of the human condition.


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Eric Edmeades, Editor, Success Express Journal (circa 1996)

Success in life is measured, most easily, by the number of days that a person is truly happy.


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Charles Gordon

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you; but if not, you have infinite power against you.


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Charles Dickens

Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.


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Harold MacMillan

I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.


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Virginia Woolf

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.



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