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Solomon Ibn Gabirol
As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it's master once you utter it, you are it's slave.
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Don Herold
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
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Author Unknown
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself.
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Ansel Adams
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.
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Bernard Bailey
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
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George Eliot
The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a definite outline of our ignorance.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Every year, if not every day, we have to wager our salvation upon some prophecy based upon imperfect knowledge.
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William Shakespeare
The course of true love never did run smooth.
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Mark Twain
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah (1921) pt. 5
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Benito Perez Galdos
I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my grave, from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps.
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Aristotle
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
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