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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 100
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Marian Wright Edelman
Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and world better than you found it.
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David Peterson
If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
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Arthur Hays Sulzberger
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
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Juvenal
Think it the greatest impiety to prefer life to disgrace, and for the sake of life to lose the reason for living.
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Irish Proverb
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
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Jules Feiffer
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not.
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Zig Ziglar, "Secrets of Closing the Sale", 1984
You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.
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Gene Fowler
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.
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Doris Lessing
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
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James Arthur Baldwin
You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably can't, but also knowing that literature is indispensable to the world... The world changes according to the way people see it, and if you alter, even by a millimeter, the way ... people look at reality, then you can change it.
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