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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 93
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William Shakespeare
In time we hate that which we often fear.
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Elsa Maxwell, September 28, 1958
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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Kate Chopin
She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
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Henry David Thoreau
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.
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Virginia Kelley
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
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Polly Whitney
Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
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Ronald Firbank
The world is disgracefully managed one hardly knows to whom to complain.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.
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A. G. Buckham
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
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Unknown
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
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Laurens Van der Post
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
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Bertrand Russell
There are two motives for reading a book one, that you enjoy it the other, that you can boast about it.
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