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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 95
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Eda LeShan
When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death -- ourselves.
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Paxton Hood
The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library, The medicines of the soul.
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Aaron Hill
Oh, treacherous night thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade.
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Thomas Arnold
It was from an old friend who . thought he was dying. Anyway, he said, 'Life and death issues don't come along that often, thank God, so don't treat everything like it's life or death. Go easier.'
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Sarah Ban Breathnach
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
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Anatole France
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage of them
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William Henry Harrison
There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings of our nature, than the exercise of unlimited power.
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Arthur Calwell
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
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David M. Ogilvy
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
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Adam Smith
On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the Valley of Ambiguity. (Powers of Mind, 1975)
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Herb Cohen
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
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