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President Harry Truman, Public Papers of the President of the United States: Harry S. Truman - 1951 U.S. Gov. 1966 p1063
Democracy is, first and foremost, a spiritual force, it is built upon a spiritual basis - and on a belief in God and an observance of moral principle. And in the long run only the church can provide that basis. Our founder knew this truth - and we will neglect it at our peril.
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Norman Ford
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
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Bertrand Russell
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
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Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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Jules de Gaultier
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
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Real Live Preacher
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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David Brower
When vultures watching your civilization begin dropping dead, it is time to pause and wonder.
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William Shakespeare
So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
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Bertha Calloway
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
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L. P. Hartley
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
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