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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 106

Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.


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William Butler Yeats

Things fall apart the center cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.


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John Locke

We are a kind of Chameleons, taking our hue - the hue of our moral character, from those who are about us.


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Stacia Tauscher

We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.


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Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., Playboy Interview - May 1966

No national political party is going to nominate another right-wing candidate for a long time.


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Sophocles

He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.


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Janis Joplin

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.


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Jefferson Davis

Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.


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Author Unknown

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.


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George Orwell

Liberal: a power worshipper without power.


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Henry Anatole Grunwald

Nagging questions remain Where is the line between making the most of one's potential and reaching for the unattainable Where is the line between education as a tool and education as a kind of magic The line is blurred and that is why when education fails, disillusionment is so bitter.


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George Bernard Shaw

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.



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