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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.
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Robert Henri
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
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Robert F. Goheen
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
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Longfellow
Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death....
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 2 scene 2
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.
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Henry Clay
An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters.
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William Shakespeare
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
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Alvin Toffler
If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it. True. But if we do not change the future, we shall be compelled to endure it. And that could be worse.
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B. J. Gupta
Creativity comes from zeal to do something, generally it is to make some money.
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George MacDonald
Work is not always required. There is such a thing as sacred idleness.
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The Clown Prince of Darkness
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
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Saint Mary Euphrasia (Rose Virginie Pelletier)
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
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