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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 33
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Benjamin Franklin
Drive thy business or it will drive thee.
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Sam Walter Foss
Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be a friend to man.
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Sir Ernest Shackleton
Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. I'm innocent. You've got to believe I'm innocent. If you don't, take my job.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every reform, however necessary, will by weak minds be carried to an excess, that itself will need reforming.
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Joseph Roux
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is dead that slumbers,and things are not what they seem.Life is real Life is earnestAnd the grave is not its goalDust thou art to dust returnest,Was not spoken of the soul.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us.
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Sophocles
Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly cautious, lest destruction come remorseless on him, and he fall unpitied.
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Yiddish Proverb
A snake deserves no pity.
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Lydia Sigourney
In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
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Steven Bernstein, Interview
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies. That is where I draw the line.
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