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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 63
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Anne Frank
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
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Rudyard Kipling
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
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Ken Lancaster
Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present.
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George Sand
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
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Victor Lownes
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
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Woodrow Wilson
America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
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Samuel Smiles
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
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Unknown
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with '18
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William Shakespeare
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
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William James
We never fully grasp the import of any true statement until we have a clear notion of what the opposite untrue statement would be.
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Albert Einstein
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
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