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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 60
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Andrew Young
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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Pindar, Nemean Odes
Words have a longer life than deeds.
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President George Bush, to New Hampshire legislators
Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it.
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Benjamin Franklin
At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.
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Arthur Stringer
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
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John Morley
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
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John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant.
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Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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Anais Nin
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.
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Hyman Rickover
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
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Mary Catherine Bateson
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.
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