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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 29
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The wise man carries his possessions within him.
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
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Richard Lamm
Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you've got to be wise enough to know when to leave.
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Francis Thompson
In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.
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Domitus Ulpian
Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.
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John F. Kennedy
We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.
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Heywood Broun, Sitting on the World, 1924
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
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George Bernard Shaw
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity.
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John Barrymore
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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David Russell
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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