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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 48
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Cicero
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at second, or even the third place.
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Mignon McLaughlin
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
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Erich Fromm
Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
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Giovanni Ruffini
The teacher is like the candle which lights others in consuming itself.
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Anon.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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R. J. Baughan
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
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Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind, 1954
It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
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Aesop
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
If a man does his best, what else is there
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Denis Watley
It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not.
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Albert Einstein
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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Charles V
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
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