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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 83

Chinese Proverb

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.


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Sam Ewig

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.


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Flavius Vegetius Renatus

Let him who desires peace prepare for war.


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Robert Green Ingersoll

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.


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B. J. Gupta

One of the many ways of managing peers is to knock them down so heavily, whenever we find them on their wrong foot, that they loose the courage of raising their voice when we are wrong.


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Richard Hofstadter

If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having no independent commitment to ideas, it is having an excess of commitment to some special and constricting idea.


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Persian Proverb

One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.


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Thomas Fuller

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.


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Helen Hoover Santmyer

Time--our youth--it never really goes, does it It is all held in our minds.


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Sri da Avabhas

Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their boat.


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Immanuel Kant

From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight can be made.


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Charles De Gaulle

What do you take me for, an idiot



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