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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
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Anne Frank
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be How much you can love What you can accomplish And what your potential is
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it,
Made such a sinner of his memory,
To credit his own lie.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
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Marilyn vos Savant
To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I'd rather use the nuclear bomb...Does that bother you I just want you to think big, Henry, for Christ's sake. to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger on escalating the Vietnam War
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Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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John Ruskin
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
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Simone Weil
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.
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English Proverb
Use soft words and hard arguments.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? And what is it to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?
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Sarah Orne Jewett
Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.
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