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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 28
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Franklin P. Jones
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
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Johnny Carson
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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Karl Marx
From each, according to his ability to each, according to his need.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
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Henry C. Rogers
Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of registering, perpetuating and transmitting thought.
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Clive Staples Lewis
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
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Joseph Addison
It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a weakness to be affected by it. All the illustrious persons of antiquity, and indeed of every age, have passed through this fiery persecution. There is no defense against reproach but obscurity; it is a kind of concomitant to greatness, as satires and invectives were an essential part of a Roman triumph.
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Carl Sagan
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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G. F. Lessing
A person who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose.
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James Grand
To forgive is human, to forget divine. . ..
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German Proverb
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
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John Burroughs
The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how many human aspirations are realised in their free, holiday-lives -- and how many suggestions to the poet in their flight and song
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