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Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
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Publilius Syrus
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
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Oscar Wilde
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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Gamal Abdel Nasser
We're a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of dollars given in a humiliating way.
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Shaquille ONeal
Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Miriam Makeba
Age iswisdom, if one has lived one's life properly.
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Hank Aaron
It took me seventeen years to get '3
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Albert Einstein
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
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The Talmud
Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth which goes with him only while good fortune lasts. Second, his relatives they go only as far as the grave, leave him there. The third friend, his good deeds, go with him beyond the grave.
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John Mason Brown
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
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