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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 46
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Omar Khayym
And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop'd we live and die, Lift not your hands to It for help for It As impotently moves as you or I.
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Oscar Wilde
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
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Unknown
It is the darkest hour before dawn.
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Eldridge Cleaver
I don't think you have to teach people how to be human. I think you have to teach them how to stop being inhumane.
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Rita Holt
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
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Lady Bird Johnson
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
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Benjamin Franklin
Many men die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five.
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Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point
Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.
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Izaak Walton
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning.
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Floyd Dell
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
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Richard Phillips Feynman
I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there.
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