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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 42
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George Bernard Shaw
We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.
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Janet Minor
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I've run this poem threw it,I'm sure your pleased too no,Its letter perfect in it's weigh,My checker tolled me sew.
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Native American Proverb
May your life be like a wildflower, growing freely in the beauty and joy of each day.
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Benjamin Disraeli
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
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Johann von Goethe
If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.
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Nick Nuessle
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
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Aubrey Eben
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.
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Bertrand Russell
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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John Holt
No use to shout at them to pay attention. If the situations, the materials, the problems before the child do not interest him, his attention will slip off to what does interest him, and no amount of exhortation of threats will bring it back.
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Faith Sullivan
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
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Sir Francis Bacon
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
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Francis Bacon
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.
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