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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 34

Alf Landon, during his speech in his presidential campaign against FDR

Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.


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Japanese Proverb

Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.


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Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization

I think it would be a good idea.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.


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Aesop

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.


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Warren Bennis

There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one can create an environment in which singers and dancers flourish.


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Thomas H. Huxley

It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.


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Jim Fiebig

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.


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Isabel Colegate

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.


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Lord Byron, Stanzas to Augusta

In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is a tree,
And a bird in the solitude singing,
Which speaks to my spirit of thee.


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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu

The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete.


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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Too much sensibility creates unhappiness too much insensibility leads to crime.



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