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Alf Landon, during his speech in his presidential campaign against FDR
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
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Japanese Proverb
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.
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Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization
I think it would be a good idea.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.
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Aesop
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
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Warren Bennis
There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one can create an environment in which singers and dancers flourish.
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Thomas H. Huxley
It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.
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Jim Fiebig
All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
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Isabel Colegate
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
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Lord Byron, Stanzas to Augusta
In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is a tree, And a bird in the solitude singing, Which speaks to my spirit of thee.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete.
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
Too much sensibility creates unhappiness too much insensibility leads to crime.
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