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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 31

Lillian Smith

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within.


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William Hazlitt

If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.


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Nietzsche

We have art so that we shall not die of reality.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

We aim above the mark to hit the mark.


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James Joseph Sylvester

May not Music be described as the Mathematics of sense, and Mathematics as the Music of reason?


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Frederic William Maitland

The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or said about it.


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Euripides

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.


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Unknown

Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at


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Dean Briggs

Do your work not just your work and no more, but a little more for the lavishings sake--that little more which is worth all the rest.


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Jerry Garcia, Scarlet Bergonias

Once in a while you get shown the light in the stangest of places if you look at it right.


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William James

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.


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Leonard Bernstein

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.



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