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Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 74
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Mary Bertone
But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we'll not fail.
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Channing Pollock
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
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Walter Scott
One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
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Douglas Noel Adams
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.
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V Naipaul
Most people are not really free. They are confined by the niche in the world that they carve out for themselves. They limit themselves to fewer possibilities by the narrowness of their vision.
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Author Unknown
We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
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La Rochefoucauld
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blow up the bonfire.
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Alexander Clark
Let us watch well our beginnings, and results will manage themselves.
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Titus Livius
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
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Pan Ku
If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice.
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Dax Ward
Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken heart, which blow back the essence of life, which refresh the soul with yet another sweet countenance.
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