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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 51
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Lucille Clifton
Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
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Anonymous
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
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W. H. Auden
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.
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Anatole France, The Red Lily, 1894, chapter 7
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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Robert Service
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
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George Burns
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
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William Feather
A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
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Joyce Maynard, "Domestic Affairs"
A good home must be made, not bought.
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Malcolm Cowley
Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.
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H. L. Mencken
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen.
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