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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 68
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Ho Chi Minh, When asked how Vietnam could possibly wage war against the West.
They will kill a great many of us. We will kill a few of them. They will tire of it first.
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Nancy Friday
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
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George Eliot
Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
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Rick Pitino, Lead to Success
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.
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Christina Rossetti, A Christmas Carol
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.
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William Shakespeare
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings.
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Jules Renard
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of others.
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Samuel Johnson
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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W.S. Gilbert
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he is a dirty little beast.
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William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 3 scene 1
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
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Noela Evans
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth…Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
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Lily Langtry
Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
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