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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 73
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James Truslow Adams
The great use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast it.
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Benjamin Franklin
A penny saved is a penny earned.
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Oscar Wilde
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity.
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Saint Augustine
The world is a great book; he who never stirs from home reads only a page.
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Virginia Satir
Feelings of worth can flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are tolerated, communication is open, and rules are flexible--the kind of atmosphere that is found in a nuturing family.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
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E. R. Bulwer-Lytton, Last Words (1860)
Talk not of genius baffled, Genius is master of man. Genius does what it must, and talent does what it can.
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William Butler Yeats
I have spread my dreams under your feet
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Catfish Hunter
Winning isn't everything. Wanting to is.
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Dorothy Day
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
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Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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