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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 77

Dr. Robert Schuller

Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary impossible.


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Henry David Thoreau

If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, more elastic, more starry, more immortal--that is your success.


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Dan Zadra

Worry is a misuse of imagination.


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Unknown

(Think of one's self as a teakettle) Though up to it's neck in hot water, It continues to sing.


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Sophocles, Creusa

Truly, to tell lies is not honorable; but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,
To speak dishonorably is pardonable.


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Erich Fromm

Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.


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Charles Robert Darwin

The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an argument for His existence. But this is a rash argument, as we should thus be compelled to believe in the existence of cruel and malignant spirits, only a little more powerful than man for the belief in them is far more general than in a beneficent Diety.


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Unknown

Feelings are real and legitimate; children behave and misbehave for a reason, even if adults cannot figure it out.


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R. Buckminster Fuller

Dare to be naive.


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Salvidor Dali

The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.


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Hannah Green

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.


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John Burroughs

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.



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