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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 78

Rollo May

The relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic one. Commitment is healthiest when it's not without doubt but in spite of doubt.


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Chester Bowles

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.


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Albert Einstein

Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring us little happiness The simple answer runs because we have not yet learned to make sensible use of it.


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Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C.

A sweet thing, for whatever time,to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost.


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H. Stanley Judd

The ultimate security is your understanding of reality.


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Brendan Francis

The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream


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The Land Before Time

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.


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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.


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Lily Tomlin

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.


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Victor Hugo

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.


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George Eliot, 1819-1880

It is never too late to become what we might have been.


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Matthew Henry

Those who complain most are most to be complained of.



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