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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.
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Andre Gide
Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
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Mark Twain
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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Sydney Harris
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what'
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Gerald R. Ford, Inaugural Address, 9 August 1974
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our government but civilization itself.
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Harold Taylor
The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become.
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Caspar de Aguilar
Porque el miedo, sin ser Dios, suele hacer algo de nada. (Fear can, though it is not God, create something from nothing.)
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Edward Albee
Good writers define reality bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite.
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Confucius
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
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Unknown
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
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Robin Green, Northern Exposure, Burning Down the House, 1992
Repetition is the death of art.
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Sophocles
Surely, to think your own the only wisdom, and yours the only word, the only will, betrays a shallow spirit, an empty heart.
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