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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 45
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Saint Augustine
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign, 1999
When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
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Carl Sagan
If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
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Voltaire, Letter (1769)
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
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Jerry Coleman
If ever an error had 'F' written on it, that grounder did.
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Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
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Don Marquis
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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Orison Swett Marden
It is like the seed put in the soil - the more one sows, the greater the harvest.
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Joseph Stalin
Die, but do not retreat.
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Dave Tyson Gentry
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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Marcel Proust
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
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