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Kahlil Gibran, Essay on Robert Frost, quoted in N. Y.. Times: Obit-Editorial, April 1982
Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture, and in putting your child to sleep, and in writing the last line of your poem.
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Samuel Goldwyn
Let's have some new cliches.
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Sophocles
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
People only see what they are prepared to see.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
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Mother Teresa
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
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Thomas Sowell
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously.
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Maxim Gorky
When work is a pleasure, life is a joy When work is a duty, life is slavery.
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J. Paul Getty
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Mahatma Gandhi, 1869 - 1948
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
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Margaret Bonnano
Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.
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