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Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 87
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Gypsy Proverb
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
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Charles Thompson
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
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John Dryden
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
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William "Bull" Halsey, Admiral, USN
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
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Zig Ziglar
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and inexorable limits of life, a sense, in a word, of tragedy. And we have what they sorely need a sense of life's possibilities.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary.
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George Frost Kennan
The very concept of history implies the scholar and the reader. Without a generation of civilized people to study history, to preserve its records, to absorb its lessons and relate them to its own problems, history, too, would lose its meaning.
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George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum
Every mile is two in winter.
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