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Doyle ‘Wahoo’ Nicholson, USMC
There are only two types of aircraft – fighters and targets.
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Jayanth Komarneni
Brilliance is born of desperation.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science
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J. K. Galbraith
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
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Chinese Proverb
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
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Richard Bach
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see.
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W. Somerset Maugham
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.
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Aldous Huxley
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
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W. Somerset Maugham
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.
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Claire Huchet Bishop
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
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Bob Wells
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write.
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