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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 81
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Vince Lombardi
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
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John Ciardi
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
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Tori Amos
There is value in everybody's gift. No matter how hard to find or strange it is.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Most people who succeed n the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit.
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Bob Stokes
The world is proof that God is a committee.
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Orson Welles
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
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Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (1955)
Vladimir: That passed the time. Estragon: It would have passed in any case.
Vladimir: Yes, but not so rapidly.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
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Francois Arouet
In politics I am growing indifferent -- I would like it, if I could now return to my planting and books at home.
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Angela Keith
When I'm loved I'm the universe, If I'm not I'm merely a dying star.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Not a few who meant to drive out their demons went thereby into the swine themselves.
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Michel de Montaigne
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
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