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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 71
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Stephen Jay Gould
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
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Rita Mae Brown, Starting From Scratch, 1988
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
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Dr. Isaac Barrow, quoted in Fifty Years of Sheffield Church Life 1866-1916 by Rev. W. Odom
He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
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Alekandr Sergeyevick Pushkin
I've lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now all that's left are fruitless fires That burn my empty heart to dust.
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Tommy Boy
Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
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P. G. Wodehouse
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
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Buddha
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
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Edward Abbey
Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.
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Publilius Syrus
Many receive advice, few profit by it.
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Real Live Preacher
This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what youre doing, or it comes out flat. You cant fake your way through this.
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Pancho Villa
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
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Margot Asquith
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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