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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 85
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John F. Kennedy
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
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Walter Kerr
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
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Kin Hubbard
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
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Unknown
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people on earth Are the one's who have found significance. The real question of life must be What has significance for you
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
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William Shakespeare
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
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Edward Young
Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
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Charlotte Bronte
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
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Wendy Cope
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him
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Woody Allen
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal
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Billy Madison
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
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