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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 72
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Hippocrates, Regimen in Health
A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
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Sophocles, Antigone
There is no happiness where there is no wisdom; No wisdom but in submission to the gods.
Big words are always punished,
And proud men in old age learn to be wise.
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Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately people shape their own characters.
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John Keats
There is a budding morrow in midnight.
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Elizabeth Taylor
Success is a great deodorant.
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Piet Mondrian
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
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John Lennon
Before Elvis, there was nothing.
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Bertrand Russell
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children are all foreigners.
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Gore Vidal
I'm a born-again atheist.
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Carl Gustav Jung
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
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