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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 76
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Seneca
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
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Coco Chanel
Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress.
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John Milton
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.
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Sallust
The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession glorious and eternal.
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Albert Camus
The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable silence of the world.
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Linda Wells
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Hellen Keller
The highest result of education is tolerance.
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William H. Borah
My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race.
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Robert Frost
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
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Anon.
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Baltasar Gracian
All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.
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