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Douglas Adams, alt.fan.douglas-adams, 1 Dec 1993
Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.
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Anita Roddick
The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
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Louis D. Brandeis
America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress. It acted on this belief; it has advanced human happiness, and it has prospered.
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Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing.
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Herbert Hoover
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Dolly Parton
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.
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Nelson Boswell
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning.
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Epicurus
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
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Bryce Courtenay
The power of one is above all things The power to believe in yourself Often well beyond any latent ability previously demonstrated. The mind is the athlete, The body is simply the means it uses.
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Walter Frederick Mondale
In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off the edge of the cliff-and that's it. You might scream on the way down, but you're going to hit the bottom, and you're not going to be in elective office.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we reach we are never satisfied.
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B. A. Billingsly
My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are.
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