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Norse Proverb, Myth and Meaning page 72
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems;
When the morning comes he is worn out
And his trouble is just as it was.
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Thomas Jefferson
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
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Maredith Close
There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world around you.
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Alan Mackay
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
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Jessamyn West
It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
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Richard Ingrams
It's important for people not to hold a high opinion of politicians, and one of the strengths of the British is that they don't on the whole... The danger begins when people start admiring politicians.
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Walter Savage Landor
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping, and watching for the morrow,-- He knows ye not, ye gloomy Powers.
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Martin Schulze
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Kate Chopin
There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water.
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Francis Bacon
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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Jean Jacques Rousseau
As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State What does it matter to me the State may be given up for lost.
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