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Henry James, "The Ambassadors", Book Seventh, Chapter 3
It struck him really that he had never so lived with her as during this period of her silence; the silence was a sacred hush, a finer clearer medium, in which her idiosyncrasies showed.
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Aeschylus
Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.
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John Keats
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
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Salvador de Madaringa
The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn't keep you from doing anything. It just keeps you from enjoying it.
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Joe Theismann
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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Henry Royce
The quality will remain when the price is forgotten.
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Anon.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman
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Benjamin Disraeli
Individuals may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation.
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John Atkinson
If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
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Athenus
No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage.
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