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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 52
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Thomas Szasz
Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent aim of modern industrial societies to reduce this period to a minimum.
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Charles Reade
Sow an act and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.
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Andre Maurois
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
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J. Krishnamurti, Beginnings of Learning
When one loses the deep intimate relationship with nature, then temples, mosques and churches become important.
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Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.
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Voltaire
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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Dutch Proverb
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
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George Bernard Shaw
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people.
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Author Unknown
The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
The conspicuously wealthy turn up urging the character-building value of privation for the poor.
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Saki
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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Franois Maurice Mitterrand
France is delighted at this new opportunity to show the world ... that when one has the will one can succeed in joining peoples who have been brought close by history.
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